Post by legrande on Jul 27, 2011 1:03:39 GMT
Hi Everybody!
So, basically, I can't remember how, but I have ended up on a site which has some rather interesting information about the Sims 4!
Just thought I'd share.
It's off a site called 'Uncyclopedia' no less! Here's a link to the full article but it's not for the faint hearted! Too many swear words... it's completely unpolitically correct in parts.
Also, they insult BBS users under the 'The Sims Website' tab. Don't say I didn't warn you!
It's not serious though, just a bit of humor
SIMS 4
So, basically, I can't remember how, but I have ended up on a site which has some rather interesting information about the Sims 4!
Just thought I'd share.
It's off a site called 'Uncyclopedia' no less! Here's a link to the full article but it's not for the faint hearted! Too many swear words... it's completely unpolitically correct in parts.
Also, they insult BBS users under the 'The Sims Website' tab. Don't say I didn't warn you!
It's not serious though, just a bit of humor
SIMS 4
"The Sims 4 will be released in, like, 6 years from now and will be called "The Sims 4: In Real Life". It will take computer game realism to a completely new level. Here, everything will have become so realistic that you'll be able to play in the real world, without even using a computer! There is no need to install it as it is exactly like the real world anyway, and can be played in it. It will be highly detailed and you'll be able to do anything that you've done in The Sims and The Sims 2 and more, such as making and meeting friends, educate yourself, doing various physical exercises, eating food and drinking beer, torture complete strangers by singing karaoke off-key, get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend, get married, vandalizing Wikipedia, start a family, buy a car, get a loan, get insurance and so on with all those other worthless activities for wasting time. In fact, it's also possible to turn on your computer - in the game - and actually playing another completely different computer game at the exact same as playing "TS4 - IRL", leading to a multi-layered reality! The soundtrack as well as the manual for the game will be the track "We Want Your Soul" by Adam Freeland, played constantly in an endless loop to tell you what you need to do. Since the game is so extremely realistic, there is no need for using Sim characters in it, as you can be your own main character and play as yourself. It will be feature ultra-realistic, authentic tastes and smells for all the food and drinks you consume inside the game. It should be remembered also that since the game is so extremely realistic and will take place in the real world, it's actually possible to hurt yourself as well as other Sims while playing it, so extreme caution is advised. In addition, the regular crashes can be fatal.
By the way, you can no longer get the option to restart the game without saving if ever something bad happens. The game gets saved every split-second. If the game crashes, wait another lifetime and start again."
By the way, you can no longer get the option to restart the game without saving if ever something bad happens. The game gets saved every split-second. If the game crashes, wait another lifetime and start again."
